i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”
R. Kelly was asking for it
"How long you gonna act like you still 25?"
I regret this.
I regret everything.
I regret my whole life.
I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor.
I will use this second chance in life that I've been granted to become a new and better person, for the good of humanity.